Sea hearts by margo lanagan5/20/2023 I loved this book but I can honestly say that it won't be for everyone. Think there's a catch? Of course there is. I'm putting in extra hours down at the docks so I can get me a slave soon. The dumb witch wants more money than I can afford. Islander number 1 : Hey Frank, you got your hot seal wife yet? Mine cooks me dinner every night before doing the naked tango with me. Needless to say, the men were ALL over this trend. Yes, it's like mail-order brides, except more of a local affair. These seals then pop out these extremely sensual looking women who are willing to cling to the first person they see/bond with. interested.īasically, this nasty, crazy witch woman can call up seals and cut them open. Once I started figuring out what was going on, I found myself disturbingly aroused uh. Blank-eyed women who are willing to serve their men Stepford-Wife style.Ĭonfused yet? Trust me, I was confused for the first couple of chapters. Seals (I'm being serious, the actual sea creatures)Ĥ. Stupid men who think with the wrong headģ. It's more like this type of crazy business going on.Ģ. You won't find a dreamy, romantic, fairy-tale retelling here. If you have any expectations of what this book will be like based on the cover, throw them away.
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